[TAG] trust

[Bradley Chapman]

Mr. JAJA,

--- MR OSMOND JAJA <jaja_osmond at rediffmail.com> wrote:
>                                                   
> Dear Sir,
> 
> I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business
> proposal, though I don't know you neither have I seen you before but myconfidence
> was reposed on you when the Chief Executive of Lagos State chamber of Commerce and
> Industry handed me your contact for a confidential business.

Oh really? Well, it's nice to know that a complete lack of knowledge about a person
makes them perfectly suitable for anything having to do with your private life.

> 
> I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),Ilupeju branch, Lagos
> Nigeria. The intended business is thus; We had a customer, a Foreign resident in
> Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one of the Government Parastatals.He has in his
> Account in my branch the sum of US15.3 Million (Fifteen million,Three Hundred
> Thousand Dollars).

What is a Parastatals? I've heard of a Pair of Sandals before, but never a
Parastatals...

> 
> Unortunately, the man died three  years ago until today non-of his next of kin has
> come forward to claim the money. Having noticed this, I in collaboration with two
> other top Officials of the bank have covered up the account all this while. Now we
> want you(being a foreigner) to be fronted as one of his next of kin and forward
> your account and other relevant documents to be advised to you by us to attest to
> the Claim. 
> We will use our positions to get all internal documentaions to back up the claims
> . The whole procedures will last only five working days to get the fund retrieved
> successfully without trace even now or in future.Your response is only what we are
> waiting for as we have arranged all necessary things.

Ah, I see. So I, being a complete stranger to you and both of us having a mutual
lack of any knowledge about the other party, should just hand over all the necessary
information for you to do with as you see fit?

> 
> 
> As soon as this message comes to you, kindly get back to me indicating your
> interest, then I will furnish you with the whole procedures to ensure that the
> deal is successfully concluded. For your assistance 
> we have agreed to give you twenty five percent (25%) of the Total sum at the end
> of the transaction while 65% would be for my colleagues and I and the remaining
> 10% would be for any form ofexpenses that may be incurred during the course of the
> transaction which would be give to us when the money is transferred into your
> account before splitting the balance on the 
> agreed percentage of 65% to 25%. In order to get all the legal documents from the
> court, kindly send the following information to us immediately. Your 
> full name,telephone,mobile and fax numbers as well as your resident or company
> address. I await your earliest response.

Sorry, can't be bothered - my fax machine is broken. If you know how to fix a broken
fax machine, be sure to send me complete details as soon as possible via a fax.

> 
> You can also reach me directly on phone with this no;234-80-33335990 (24hrs.)

I don't have a phone - I only have an Internet connection. Oh well - I guess I'll
just have to miss out on an opportunity to get myself royally fleeced by a bunch of
scumbag spammers. Darnit :-(

> 
> Thanks,
> 
> Yours Sincerely,
> 
> Osmond Jaja.

You're NOT welcome,

Brad

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