[TAG] [Non-Linux] A milestone

[Jimmy O'Regan]

Ben Okopnik wrote:
> On Sat, Nov 20, 2004 at 02:53:02PM +0000, Jimmy O'Regan wrote:
> 
>>Ben Okopnik wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, Nov 19, 2004 at 09:24:14PM -0700, Jason Creighton wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Yeah, Ben, you expect us to be shocked or something? :-)
>>>
>>>
>>>Nah. If I got some electrodes, a Tesla generator, wired you up and
>>>cranked the handle, *then* I'd expect you to be shocked - and would be
>>>quite disappointed in you if you weren't. As it is, I just expect you to
>>>get into Adho Mukha Shvanasana using Dirgha and Ujjayi Pranayama,
>>>holding Bahaya Kumbhaka and applying Muladhara Bandha, Uddayana Bandha,
>>>and Jalandhara Bandha.
>>
>>Przepraszam? Nie rozumiem.
> 
>  
> Why not? Don't you understand plain English? Um, well, FSVO "plain". And
> "English" (somewhat akin to the English you used just above.)

Heh. I could have said "G?ibh mo leithsc?al. N? thuigim", which will 
actually pass for English around here. (In a pub, after a few pints).

> 
> "Get into the Downward-Facing Dog posture, breathe using the
> Three-part/Ocean breath, then hold the air out after an exhalation and
> apply the core, chest, and throat locks." Simple, like I said!

Oh, right. Why didn't you say?

> 
> 
>>>It's not like I'm asking for the world or anything; I'm a man of simple
>>>desires.
>>
>>Yeah. A small continent or two, nothing *greedy*.
> 
> 
> Jeez, at least _you_ understand. Why is everybody else having such a
> problem?

So few continents... they think you're eyeing up their intended land 
masses, y'see. And get this - then they have the temerity to act 
offended when you say there'll be plenty of room to offer them a grave. 
Some people.