[TAG] Hacker high school

Mon Apr 11 05:53:41 MSD 2005

On Sun, Apr 10, 2005 at 01:39:15PM -0700, Mike Orr wrote:
> 
> (Trying not to say, "for those about to hack... we salute you."  Argh,
> Jimmy, how do I get heavy metal out of my brain?

Extracting those iron spikes from your head would be a good start...

> I gave it a heavy dose
> of Jean-Michel Jarre over the weekend but it didn't help.)

Jean-Michel Jarre??? Oh, well. There was some small chance of recovery
up until you did that, but now... it's not even worth attempting. Heavy
metal locked in by J-MJ is a self-replicating meme that results in an
instantly-fatal case of acne for its host if anyone tries to remove it;
you're permanently stuck. Don't worry, though; we'll keep AC/DC, some
'70s hair bands, etc., piped into your room at the asylum, and you'll be
able to lead some approximation of a normal life.

* Ben Okopnik * Editor-in-Chief, Linux Gazette * http://linuxgazette.net *