[TAG] Phoneutoo spam

[Kat Tanaka Okopnik]

On Mon, Mar 01, 2010 at 02:44:02PM -0500, Benjamin A. Okopnik wrote:
> On Mon, Mar 01, 2010 at 11:18:56AM -0800, Kat wrote:
> > On Mon, Mar 01, 2010 at 12:34:12PM -0500, Benjamin A. Okopnik wrote:
> > > 
> > > Well, OK then. I couldn't find a bridge to jump from anyway (and jumping
> > > from a router seems like a waste of time), so I'll take that as a
> > > reprieve...
> > 
> > /me looks out the portside light[1], and notes that the bridge nearby is
> > not in view. looks out the starboardside light, ditto. Decides not to
> > suggest to Ben that if he goes out into the cockpit and faces the bow,
> > he'll see a perfectly good bridge.
> 
> The one where a sailboat broke its mast last week??? Besides, it's over
> water. I might get *wet*. If that was to happen every time I commited
> suicide, it would get _really_ annoying.

/me ponders the difference between a shower and a plunge.

/me also decides to spare TAG, and not try to filk "fall on your sword"
TTTO "Oh Holy Night", because carol season is OVER.

 
> > And wonders why a router table comes
> > to mind
> 
> Because there aren't any hubs on the boat, silly!

...well, yes, 'hubs' is a silly nickname for "husband"...

 
> > rather than, say, the rooftop of the nearby marina.
> > 
> > ;P
>  
> /me looks off to starboard, and notes that the marina rooftop doesn't
> have any bridges on it either. It's _hopeless_, I tell you... I should
> just go jump off... oh, wait.

The mast? You'd have to climb up past the wind generator, that's
temporarily lashed out of place. That would smart!

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Kat Tanaka Okopnik
Linux Gazette Mailbag Editor
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